U KNOW U GO TO NCCU IF……..

1.     You dressed up for Chicken Day in the Café.
2.     You get dressed up for 10:40 Break every Tuesday and Thursday
3.     U skip class to go to Chicken Day
4.     U skip class to go to 10:40 Break
5.     There is a DJ in the Café once a Week
6.     The Complex Party is always wack unless they have a Free or $1 special
7.     You get 20 party flyers in one day
8.     The Central Air in your Suite DOESN’T work
9.     You have a campus police office named Jake
10.      Most of your Teachers are Foreign
11.      The Only Time you show mad school pride is when the Band is Destroying NC A&TSU at the annual classic or when we have a televised home basketball game

12.      U get a new outfit for the EAGLE/aggie Classic (Both Football and Basketball)

13.     U go home every weekend for no damn reason and complain that there is nothing to do on campus

14.     The School overcharges you and gives you a refund later on in the semester

15.     Students make their own strip like it’s Bike Week every Hot Day

16.     You have four parking tickets because you refuse to buy a $100.00 sticker from the Police who can’t help you if your Keys are locked in the car

17.     Alumni doesn’t give back enough so campus police ticket and tow your car

18.     People from UNC, NCSU, Shaw U, St. Aug, NCA&TSU, and Other surrounding schools are always hating on you but they are always the first ones at an NCCU PARTY

19.     The social fellowships roll as hard as the regular 9 Greek Organizations

20.     Everyone tries to look like they’re from D.C.

21.     The people from VA, DC, and Maryland tell people from NC that they dress and talk funny

22.     You never heard Go-Go before you got to school but now u have every tape

23.     You a full course load and drop half the classes to get a PHAT-ASS refund check

24.     Your suite has a Kappa, Alpha, and a Que in it

25.     Your Ques never graduate on time after they pledge

26.     All the Kappas think they smell what the rock is cooking

27.     You didn’t know we had a radio station on campus

28.     You know about Audionet

29.     Every party outside of campus is taken over by NCCU students

30.     The ratio of women to Men is 32-to-1

31.     The Q’s Fall ’00 and SPR’01 Line wear the same damn shirt and bark every day

32.     You can make a grill cheese sandwich with an iron

33.     You have more than 1 flavor of oodles n’ noodles

34.     You schedule a water fight in the Bowl at Midnight

35.     You spend your whole refund check on 1 outfit

36.     Your system costs more than your car

37.     You get a student discount at Burger King

38.     If Chidley is always hatin on Eagleson but they’re the main people there

39.     You pull the fire alarm to sneak your guests out after hours

40.     You have a fire drill 3-4 days out of week

41.     You are friends with campus police

42.     Your dorm always runs out of food in the vending machine

43.     The Café workers try to Holla at you

44.     The University Policy on A/C is that u have to wait for 2 weeks of hot weather before the air is turned on

45.     The elevator always breaks down

46.     You get stuck on an elevator

47.     You make up your own fraternity/sorority

48.     The Café has special nights where they hold a perculator contest

49.     None of the computers work right in the library

50.      Your professor misses more days than you in class